UNIVERSAL CODE NG MGA CERTIFIED ‘DRAWING”

israelmekaniko:

#1 “Di ako sure eh…”

Pero bago niya sabihin yan, itatanong muna niya isa-isa kung sinong mga kasama and she be like, "Eh? Wala pala akong lalandiin dun. Katamad." 

#2 “Sige, txt-txt na lang.”

Lakas ng loob magsabi ng txt-txt lang pero kapag ka-orasan na hindi na nagrereply tapos hindi na din sinasagot ang tawag. Kinabukasan, magttxt na lang, “Friend! Musta yung lakad niyo kahapon? :) ” Letche

#3 “Biglaan kasi, sorry.”

Pero kapag nagtxt yung jowa niya ng, "Bae. Punta ka dito house kaaalis lang nina mama. Dala ka food.", hahamakin ang lahat sa ngalan ng kalibugan at intense na laplapan. Pakyu to the moon and back.

#4 “Try ko humabol ha?”

Wow. Wagas makapaghabol sa pangit niyang ex pero pagdating sa galaan, i-ttry humabol. Ipahabol kaya kita sa ostrich?

#5 “Try ko magleave sa work.”

Oo at hindi lang naman ang isasagot, paaasahin pa. Tipong future niya versus friendship niyo. Nangonsensya pa tapos drowing din naman. 

#6 “Wala akong pera.”

Tapos kapag sinabing, "Okay lang, libre ko" Biglang, "Wat taym? Miss ko na kasi kayo sobra." Sarap pektusan sa large intestine.

#7 “On the way na akooo.”

Tipong, pupunta nga sa tagpuan pero sobrang late naman. Tapos sasabihin, "Atleast, nagpunta kahit late di ba?" Utang na loob ko pa ganun? At kasalanan pa naming lahat kung bakit kami maaga?

#8 “I’ll try my best.”

Tapos kapag sinabi mong. "Maraming pogi dun." Bigla na lang siyang magttxt ng, "Nag-aabang na ako ng taxi, wait lang. Ay puta!! tinatakbo ko naaa!!"

#9 “Papaalam muna ako sa bahay.”

Okay goodluck ha. Sana payagan ka ng bahay niyo.

#10 “Lapit na ako.”

Pa-Almost there. Yung nakailang txt ka na kung nasaan na siya pero ang palaging reply "Lapit na ‘ko."  Kulang na lang replyan mo ng, "Lapit ka na sa kabilang buhay?" Tapos bigla na lang nagkaroon ng emergency sa bahay dahil naputol daw yung loomband bracelet ng lola niya. Tungunuh.

Bitch please. Walang PAG-ASA sa mga taong PAASA. 

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